Deborah Armstrong

Naughty or Nice – what would you whisper in Santa’s ear?


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Christmas is almost here; are you naughty or nice? Who doesn’t like a little innuendo with their holiday cheer? Here are some of my favourite playful holiday phrases, and yes you should try these at home. He’s sure to get a rise out of it.


Does Santa need a little helper?

I’m going to jingle your bells.

Santa, I’ve been good all year.

You’re on the naughty list this year.

I want you to stuff my stocking.

I’ll show you my sugar plums.

Tonight I’ll be a real Nutcracker.

I can’t wait to open your package.

I want to ride on Santa’s Sleigh.

It won’t be a silent night tonight.

Baby, it’s cold outside, but hot in here.

All I want for Christmas is you.






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